Keneth

We all need some love at some point of time. I don’t know if HEARTS = LOVE. But who cares.

Falling Hearts.
(Unknown, Singapore)
(Olympus E-3 + Zuiko 50mm f/1.4 + Love)

BTW, tell me if the proposal ideas worked.

DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible if your proposal fails. Or if you get murdered by your girl.

5 Best Ways to Propose To Your Girl (with a ring).

(No particular order)

#1 ) Bring your girl out for dinner! Dinner at the food court at Ion Orchard! Food Republic! High class right! Go and help your girl get Fried Prawn Noodles (the long queue one). Before you return, stuff the $10 ring you got yesterday into the noodles. Make sure it’s right inside and cannot be seen! Return to your table and present her with the noodles! Wait for her to eat until she sees the ring! Make sure she has this face, first before you go on your knees and say the following line!

“Will you be my noodles for life? I’ll be the prawn.”

Her face will be

#2 ) Try the typical ways! Those you see on TV? Bring your girl out on a dinner date, to one of the most posh French restaurants! Let her order anything she wants! Do not appear to be nervous. I repeat! DO NOT be nervous. Eat eat eat.. At last, the desert is here! This is the cue! Snap your fingers! The lights will dim, the violist will appear and start playing… How romantic! And finally, pull out your 1 carat ring, kneel on the floor. Say exactly this!

“Will you marry me [name]? I have been waiting for a long long time. I promise you will be the happiest girl in this world.”

BEFORE SHE ANSWERS YES OR NO, say this…

“Now, there’s a nice hotel next door. I’ve already book a room, so will you marry me?”

Give this face.

#3 ) For this way, you need some helpers. Find some loan sharks and pay them some money. Work out a plan with them, to get you kidnapped. This is how it goes…

Get your girl out for a normal date and send the home at night. Immediately the next morning, get the loan sharks to call your girl. Get them to say this.

“Your boyfriend is in our hands now. Get your ass down to the deserted hut near Changi. Address will be sent via SMS. Do not try to be funny, or else he’s gone. -evil laugh-”

When she is there already, make sure the kidnappers have you tied up and gagged. When she enters, her face will be . MAKE SURE she has that face first… Then…

“We have your boy in our hands. Marry him and we will set him free. Or else…”

Start shaking your head up and down profusely.

#4 ) This way requires some skill. First, find one of your good friends, and make sure they will do this for you. So, early in the morning, you have a date with your girl! You asked her to meet you downstairs. But you must turn up late, so she will be already there waiting. This is important! When you arrive across the road, wave to her and get ready to cross. Suddenly, a motorcycle from nowhere starts SPEEDING towards your direction! DON’T AVOID/SIAM. I repeat, DON’T AVOID/SIAM. So, BOOMZ. Hit you and you fall down. She will start running to you and start shouting your name.

After she call ambulance already, reach hospital, you will be on those you know, bed with wheels and the nurses will be pulling you towards the operation theatre. Your girl will be running beside you. Like those shows! IMPORTANT, before you are pulled into the operating theatre, you MUST pull out your ring, and…

“Will you marry me [name]? Or else I’ll die now.”

#5 ) This is the easiest and fastest way. 100% guarantee that your girl will marry you.

SMS your girl. This message:

“Come to the rooftop of block 495. I’ll be waiting. Don’t come and you will regret.”

She will confirm come, and when she’s here, make sure you stand on the edge, ready to jump off! Pull out your ring and  start saying…

“Marry me! You don’t marry me, I jump down now!”

NOTE: This post is also for fun only. Don’t take it too lightly seriously.

10 Criteria For Choosing A Boyfriend.

(No particular order)

#1 ) Must be super rich. So that you can buy the whole of Ion Orchard. The whole of Orchard Road is good too.

#2 ) Must be as unfit and skinny as possible. So that no other girls will drool over their photos and snatch them away. (Like Taylor Lautner)

#3 ) Must be as forgiving as possible. So that when you’re in the wrong, he’s the one who say sorry and stuff you with handbags as apology.

#4 ) Must as caring and loving to the max! So that when you say 1, he does not dare to say 2, or 3, or 4.

#5 ) Must have a very small brain size. Just nice to fit ONLY you.

#6 ) Must only have 1 contact in their phonebook. That’s you and only you. No other girls!

#7 ) Must NOT apply any cologne. So that you can sniff out any ladies perfume.

#8 ) Must have the intention of spending his whole life with you. So that you have sufficient time to turn him into your slave. Complete obedience!

#9 ) Must NOT be filial. So you don’t need to please his mum or dad. Please you enough.

#10 ) Find your own criteria you stalkers.

Let me tell you something. I’m featured in a blog! I’ve been stalking this girl from since don’t know when, and finally, I’m featured on her blog! The girl is none other than Mrs Miss Kate! Also know as Miss Tan Kwung Teng. LOL.

Link : http://spendamiracle.livejournal.com/

Now she’s featured. LOL.

And she has been stalking me for so long and never even tag. Stupid. But nevermind, I forgive you. Next time stalk me must tell me. You see? I stalked her and I told her right in the face. LOL! I don’t know how the stalking came about though…

My next post will be 10 Criteria to Choosing a Boyfriend.

Stay tuned. Wait, I didn’t know you were a radio set. Neither did I know you were a TV set too.

Post meant for yesterday 7/12/09!

I decide to take a break from my cameras today. Yes, for those who don’t know, I’m camera crazy. When I’m out, I will always bring along my camera. No exceptions. Except the OLD school days. LOL.

Yes, so today, no camera. Went out without one. And immediately, my dad asked me, “Camera?” LOL. I told him I’m taking a break. He was surprised. NOT only did I not bring my camera.. You know when I’m out, I’ll always use my eyes as camera? LOL. I’ll imagine the photo I will capture.. Yes, lunatic. But I did not do that today. This is call a break…

And I did not go check out what photos to post either. Nope, I didn’t. So no photo today. LOL!

Actually, I think this applies to LOVE as well. Sometimes, we all need a break from each other. Sometimes, we are so tired, we just need a break. But please do not break so long, or else you both will really break (up). LOL!

OHOH, and please have a kitkat too.

Hello! Today was a fun day and it is a very significant day. It is of really great importance to me. Really.. I won my first Monopoly game in my 16 years of life! LOL. YES. FIRST. -.-

Ok, I’m sorry to say, but I can’t post my Japan photos today, since I really really haven’t sort them out yet. But films was a utter disappointment. 6 rolls and 3 years of photography down the drain. I mean there are nice shots, but the failed shots are really really saddening. It makes me wonder what have I been doing… Perhaps I just think too highly of myself. Time to reflect, or else I’ll waste another 6 rolls of film…

But on the bright side, if you have the first 9 criteria of the previous post, PLEASE CONTACT ME. I’ll marry you right away. I’ll have 68 children with you, I’ll get 79 kitchens for you, I’ll buy you 293 air-conditioning units, I’ll order 34 A380 planes and I’ll buy 1083 houses to contain your love. All with your money. No, I’m not kidding.

Dreamy Dream.
(Boon Keng, Singapore)
(Olympus OM2n + Fuji Sensia 200 Film)

NOTE : This is for fun! Because Mrs Miss Jamie Teh Chean Pin mentioned criteria for choosing a girlfriend. LOL

10 Criteria For Choosing A Girlfriend.

(No particular order)

#1 ) Must be as dumb as possible… No exceptions! Unless no one is as dumb as yourself.

#2 ) Must be able to cook.. I say Foie Gras means Foie Gras! No buts!

#3 ) Must do housework. Mop the floor, wash the toilet, clean the windows. Oh, my dirty clothes too…

#4) Must be extremely cute. A notch above Jolyn. She’s cute, but extremely is missing! LOL.

#5) Must be extremely hot. Megan Fox just doesn’t cut it!

#6) Must be super duper RICH. So I can 吃软饭. It means eat soft rice. Rich = Bill Gates.

#7) Must be able to operate a vehicle. So I can have a girlfriend cum chauffeur. At least a Lamborghini, Airbus A380, and Titanic.

#8) Must NOT like pets. So she won’t treat me like a dog.

#9) Must love me SOOOO much. So I can go have 10 other girlfriends.

#10) Must not have any of the above criteria.

Nothing much to talk about today, except that I went to Starhub and got a new SIM card, and my iPhone is back in service! :happy:  -happy-

Now, photo! And tomorrow I’ll go and collect my films!

Sleep Walking.
(Orchard Road, Singapore)
(Olympus OM2n + Fuji Sensia 100 Film)