Me.

The customers, don’t upset me. Neither do the politics at work.

The thorns on roses, don’t pain me. Neither do the cactus hurt.

It’s not you.

It’s me.

 

I'm Lovin' It.
I’m Lovin’ It.
(Lot 1, Singapore)
(Olympus OM2n + Fuji Sensia 200 Film)

(P.S : I need more than just pencils and pens. What else can be used draw lines?)

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Picture Your Own.

I can’t find the photo I picture in my mind. So, please just use your imagination. Picture your own photo. :smile:


- Inserts photo here-

You and me, hand to hand, against the sky with the setting sun. There’s nothing but love in the air. Happiness filled, and pain and misery healed.

-End of photo-

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Love Wednesday #7

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Love Wednesday #7


I love you.

I do.

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Riding on Ships.

For those interested, I’m working at a nursery. NOPE. Not the little kids paradise. It’s the plants heaven rather. :tongue: As a cashier, collecting love. Together with Miss Subconscious.

Pretty good, and people there are cute. Indian talking to Chinese in Tamil. Chinese talking to Indian in Chinese. Cute. Some customers are pretty cute too. But some are plain annoying. :lol:

Shan’t blog much. I’m really tired, because of you, making me run 2.4km X100 (through your mind).

Leave you guys (and girls) something I just thought of.

Make less enemies and make more friends. This way, you’ll get a chance to ride on a ship for free. The ship’s name is called Friendship.


(Wednesday tomorrow/today! Watch this ship space! :heart: )

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I Miss You.

Sorry for not blogging! I’ve been busy finding girlfriends. Out of the 62 potential candidates, I’ve shortlisted 0. This is terribly sad. :cwy:

Na, just kidding. I just got a job as cashier. :smile: Everyday, till CNY Eve. More money. Just nice to get married. Haha! Erm, sorry, no diamond ring! A pebble ring can already la! At most I waive off the delivery charge! :tongue:

It’s tiring. Very tiring. NOPE. NOT THE JOB. It’s thinking of you. HAHA. I miss you. :heart:

-.-


Shortlisting.
Shortlisting.
(Suntec City, Singapore)
(Olympus OM2n + Fuji Sensia 200 Film)

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Photo Friday – Tip #5

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Tip #5 – Use the O.B.E.S.E Rule

(Dumb Name I know.)

 

If you can remember, the previous tip was using the Rule of Thirds! Please go and read if you haven’t! It’s useful!

Today, I shall talk about this thing called OBESE. To tell you the truth, and only the truth. I’m in love. The name, is anyhow make one. HAHA. Feel cheated? Although, I made it up, at least got some meaning ok! :tongue:

It stands for… Observe, Browse, Experiment, Share, and Express.

Repeat after me. You are OBESE. :lol:

Observe – As simple as it is, it’s important! Just like Maths lesson. You must observe your teacher do first right? So in terms of photography, Observe how the photos are taken! Observe how people take their photos! Observe your surroundings! Simple! :smile:

Browse – NOPE. Please don’t go browsing through your boyfriend/girlfriend’s SMSes! Respect his/her privacy! (Unless he/she only has one contact and all the messages come from only you. HAHA.) Ok, back to topic! Browse through photos! Everywhere! My favourite online place to browse is Flickr! There’s no end to this. :happy: Keep looking and browsing! Look out for nice photos, bookmark them! The more the merrier!

Experiment – Now, after you browse and observe, it’s time to experiment! :blush: Looking at your Maths teacher 24/7 won’t do. You need to practice and experiment! Copy others! After browsing through 603473 photos, try to imitate the photo! Try different angles, use the Rule of Thirds, anyhow snap! The key is to experiment. :smile: Now, where is the lock?

Share – Experiment finish already, must share! Bad or good or better or best, must share! Post it on blog, MMS people, share on flickr, print out and show your everyone or print flyers and distribute. :ninja: If you don’t share, only you and your computer can see… Don’t forget, you are contributing to the “Browse” when you share! People are browsing too!

Express – This one is slightly two-way. After sharing, people will express how nice your photos are! You can express your happiness back to them! If people express to you that your photos need improvement, express your gratitude! After that, start from step 1. Which is from, Observe! You can choose to express your dissatisfaction also if you want! But you better get a better photo after that! Or else, you become :alien: .

Hope this helps!

(P.S : I’m also doing the above ok! Not that I’m obese. I’m pretty silm. HAHA.)

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Ten Reasons Why Birth Rates Are Dropping…

Came across this news article. It reads, “Birth rate may dip more.”

Babies are so cute! Why not have some? Haha, sounds easy. Maybe there are a few reasons why people do not want babies. The reasons stated in the article are boring.

Some reasons why… (crappy ones too. :tongue: )

  1. People only know how to kiss and make out in public.
  2. Ladies are afraid that they would not get a seat in the MRT when they are pregnant. :sick:
  3. They are afraid that their kids will become spoilt brats like you. Haha!
  4. Their kindergarden teachers didn’t answer their question. “Where do babies come from?” That’s why they don’t get any babies. :lol:
  5. Kids clothings too expensive. :tongue:
  6. Husbands are afraid their wives will become 黄脸婆. (Yellow faced wife.)  :face: <== My smiley is yellow.
  7. Lesser and lesser people are getting married in the first place! Shortage of cute guys/girls maybe. 
  8. They prefer gambling their money away at the casinos over at Marina Bay rather than using them as diaper and milk bottle money. :cwy:
  9. The baby bonus not enough. People want $50000 for first child plus free abalone and shark fin. (Check out the site. So -.- )
  10. They very very scared their boy born to be taoeh or guai lan kia, then go staircase and tio daiji. Scary leh. HAHA. :alien:

 

Tonight… Ten Reasons Why I want a baby… :kissing:

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Catch A Plane.

Today so many people caught a plane to the JC they were posted too. :happy: It’s pretty cute seeing people with mixed reactions. Some complain of nerds, others jump for joy when they see old/new friends. Another batch would have this face. :pouty:

Too bad my flight is not so soon, plane not arrived yet! But I already know what I would be feeling. Something like :wub: . Haha! Na, more like :alien: . I’m do not like change and unfamiliarity, sad to say. But maybe changing girlfriends would be different matter. HAHA.

I hope you people have caught the right plane and go to someplace you will love! I hope I will too. :cwy:


Ok, I gotta catch a plane for my honeymoon! My star is waiting for me! :lol:

Catch A Plane.
Catch A Plane.
(Changi Airport T3, Singapore)
(Olympus OM2n + Fuji Sensia 200 Film)

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